#11 Throw squids and asshat bike pilots in jail.

This is almost exactly word for word what I was going to post.

Stop giving douchebags motorcycle licenses. Sometimes it seems like there are two flavors: the wheelie brigade and the “I need my EXTREME exhaust because its safe” crowd. Sorry guys, its just the way a lot of people see it.

I love this guy. He is doing good, amazing things.

Did anyone notice that the seatbelts are reversed? Looks like the clip in on the door side. Seems kinda odd doesn’t it?

Cant unsee

Maybe someone else can confirm, but I remember hearing that the replaced turbos in the x50 are slower to spool due to their size. The large size means more boost and more high rev fun, but less power at lower revs. When I was looking I decided the non x50 was the boat for me. Of course I eventually came to my senses .…

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You sir, are correct correct

That was done on the first take. The crew feasted on the extra prop pizzas ordered. Or so the legend goes . . .

yep. Our Marines carpeted the ground with them, but they kept coming in waves and still pushed us back almost off the peninsula. And it will happen again. If we have another Macarthur running the Army it could end in a glass covered Asia. Don’t get me wrong - the cartoon is funny as hell.

Funny little cartoon. Actually made me giggle. Then I remembered Fox Company and the Chosin Few. When it comes down to it, we really do not want to fight a war with these people.

Why would you feel you had to break in to go racing? That place is beautiful, and they have a great fun loving atmosphere. Couldn’t they just you know, go to a track day like everyone else? Maybe it was kids from nearby Hotchkiss screwing around.

Okay Okay. So thats fine. NASA patches will be saved for another day when geeks’ humor will bask in the sunshine. How about this one? USN lands in Ireland only to have it attacked by a bunch of chicken footers. The navy’s response? A bunch of new airplane aluminum and an axe wielding leprechaun with demon eyes…

It’s cheating but I just love some of the NASA patches.

So whats a plate obscurer anyway? I asked google and she just came back with a bunch of those “as seen on tv” reflective plate holders. I imagine its some sort of motorized plate the folds against the chassis?

Just because a man throws a football does not mean a man gives up his rights. If I was still working at Sears and they demanded my cell phone I would tell them to go to hell too. What could possibly be on a cell phone of the guy married to a supermodel that sells lingerie?

All I could hear in my head was, “ Please don’t be a Brady shirt. Please don’t be a Brady shirt. Please don’t be a Brady shirt.”

http://www.amazon.com/Akebono-EUR840… You’re welcome. No more dust the stock BMW pads work great but they make a mess and eat wheels. Akebono gives off a light white dust that will not stick to your wheels. Used them on my Z4 and 550i and I will never go back to anything else.

We had one of these beautiful chariots. Black Wagon Stick Diesel & Red pinstriping. Never saw the happy face either.