I don’t think Audrey Hepburn would have had a Twitter account. Now, Katharine Hepburn, she would have been excellent on Twitter.

NO. I DON’T KNOW WHY I AM ONLY JUST NOW HEARING ABOUT THIS HIDDLESWIFT THING BUT I HATE IT.

...Who hurt you? ;-)

Girl, get thee to Etsy! There are some really cute vintage ones.

Ehem, being likened to Ms. Devereaux is an honor!

I wonder how a person determines his or her exact percentage of gayness. Is it like the Kinsey scale? Can I take an online quiz?

Sean Penn naming a child has the same process as a 4 year old naming a goldfish.

Don’t forget about her unapologetic abelism!! Or noted record of charity fraud!!

You’re correct. I should have said help instead of make.

Just after my son turned 21 he went out with friends. He came back totally looped and decided to share some of his deepest thoughts with me. My favorite of his loud, largely incoherent and disjointed ramblings was this: “Momma? I think that you and Lil Wayne are the only people that get me.”

WEEZY NOOOO!

No, but legions of yes-men who will cater to your every whim sure don’t help.

Weezy was seen “cruising around with five 16 oz bottles” of the drink—a cocktail of promethazine and codeine syrup

You can’t make someone get sober.

I feel bad for Wayne. Wish someone cared enough about the guy to try to make him get sober.

Yes @SusanSarandon, you’re definitely someone who’d be directly affected should Trump be elected President per your nihilistic “burn it all down” thoughts.

Don’t worry, anyone who doesn’t know is clearly in the darkest timeline.

What does it say I know what you’re talking about?

Haha. My trainer is always like “you can’t out exercise a bad diet” and I’m like WHY NOT.