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I realized it was too bad to even hate watch when I saw the clip of the blonde girl break down because her dad died and she thought it was god punishing her for having sex.

i made my mom listen to the entire album on an hour-long car trip. she sat quietly most of the time, with her hands folded in her lap. she’s pretty liberal but i couldn’t read her reaction. i would explain certain parts (becky with the good hair, for example) or mention what was happening in the film during each song,

“YOU PAID FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU’RE ONLY GOING TO NEED THE EDGE.”

“Meera wipes Bran’s arse with some moss.”

They should have called it “Martin dies before its finished” then

If they’re paid and full and classics, I see no issues.

It depends...he seems to like classic collectable cars so it may be a sound investment. It’s not like he has a garage full of Ford Probes sheesh.

My wife gets the Top Ramen.

Either she’s Becky or she wants everyone to think she is.

“Life’s too short to be dating the human equivalent of mashed potatoes”

Note to self: become a hobbyist beekeeper so I can write memoir about the life lessons it taught me titled “Bitch, I might bee”

Do you think she grabbed the place card for her scrapbook? Or as an attempt to erase any evidence of her presence and she backed out of the room, wiggling her fingers and chanting “I was never here, you never saw me, I was never here...”

You can’t spell fiance without finance, so yeah, I believe LiLo is getting married to that rich Bababooey-looking dink.

The woman rumored to have inspired “Becky With the Good Hair” fromLemonade, Rachel Roy, reportedly “grabbed her place card” and ran the hell out of the CFDA Awards earlier this week after discovering Beyoncé Knowles was on her way in.

Beyoncé used to have swag, what happened? Her style seems lacking lately.

So this guy should maybe educate himself on the man he is creating a film about if he thinks a blonde haired blue eyed leo should play Rumi.

Wasn’t he Persian? Also, after all that Leo said about casting real Native Americans for The Revenant, I sure as fuck hope he would turn that down.

Meh - something about him suggests he has no idea where the clitoris is.