CRIED CRIED CRIED when Jon and Sansa ran to each other. It was so satisfying and bittersweet.

Coachella, Sedona, same diff. No, wait! They’re totally different places in different states. And one is a national park.

I never saw Brown Bunny but I liked her in The Last Days of Disco and Big Love. I’m mostly indifferent to her. These, however, I love. Even more than toe-Ast.

I mean, yeah, you’re not supposed to do that shit. It always pisses me off when people do this stuff, especially adults. It’s not usually ignorance—there are signs, people! Also, common sense: if it’s a preserve or a state park, it’s being, ya know, preserved for a reason. Take some gorgeous pictures of you kissing…

I dunno. McAvoy is super fucking charming and interviews with the cast show he’s got that sparkage with all of them. Fassbender especially but also Isaac, Peters, Jackman, and Hoult. To me it seems they all bonded incredibly on set.

Am I alone in thinking it’s weird to still hate Angelina over this whole thing?

All for a Fassavoy romance. McBender.

Please tell me James are Michael Fassbender are getting together.

So, I skyped with my dad last week and asked him how my Sister is doing. (I live abroad)

Skip: But sir without your blazer your gentlemanly appearance would be greatly diminished.

There’s my fucking boyfriend, the cunt. Malcolm Fucktucker

Ladies, just imagine that every punch to the face of a guy named Chad or Blaine is actually a smash in the larger, collective face of the Patriarchy.

“This cannot stand! Skip, hold my blazer!”

You said it, Ali.

Kaden must’ve studied The Art of War, because when Tyler biffs it, he moves in for the kill shot before either Hunter or Jaxon can help.

My grandmother insisted she was 33 until I learned how to math and was like ‘shit doesn’t add up.’

Ha. Whoever thinks that Laverne Cox is 31 has a vision problem. The same with whoever thinks that Margot Robbie is 25.

Same. My first reaction was “oh thank god, now I have 5 more years to become an impossibly rich A list actress.”

Funny, when I read about her being 25 my initial reaction wasn’t “but she doesn’t look it” it was “GODDAMNIT SHE’S DONE SO MUCH MORE THAN ME IN THE SAME SPAN OF TIIIIME”

I do not want her to be my peer. I want her to be my GOALZ.