Seconded. Kabloom is a far better portmanteau for this eventual trainwreck.

I rewatched this episode recently. So glorious. Melanie was hilarious. And poor Diana didn’t even get high!

Yes, let’s go with that.

I’d buy one! (because I am too lazy to needlepoint :P)

To be fair that was Khloe. Kim, afaik, has never pretended to know how to feed herself.

I think we’re at 50, right? Have we considered Puerto Rico, American Samoa, or the Marshall Islands?

Wow I did not know that part. I found his gratata Vine to be so painful I watched it once and then stuck to the parodies. I just...ew. The mirror, the angles, everything about this boy in that mirror, oh god, second-hand shame is not comfortable.

Yes. Especially because he was the fucking PRINCE so the age-power differential is just amplified by the fact that he’s a real life royal. They both look so sad.

I heard about that! He also did amateur gay porn before he was Gratata and didn’t that douche Tosh bring him on Tosh.O?

But it’s not arbitrary at all! It’s VINE. These Vine memes come and go very, very quickly, but people usually latch onto a catchphrase and ride it into the ground for a week. See: Deez Nutz, Ra ta ta white boy, Bruh, A potato flew around my room, etc.

I am DEFINITELY thinking about it. Not even ironically.

It is literally the EXACT SAME FUCKING STEREOTYPE as that of Indigenous people in the US. I have no doubt in my mind that he knew exactly what he was saying—he just didn’t think any (white) people would get mad.

Definitely fucking. Ew ew ew ew.

I’m of the opinion that it’s fucking impossible. I won some of the challenges (ACT HARDER!!!) but never got my fucking Oscar. Nearly busted my keyboard.

I was just happy it wasn’t Aaron Paul.

He looks like that one kid at the skate park who really wants you to think he’s smoked weed, but he’s definitely never smoked weed.

Davey Havok is covered entirely in black paint for one of the AFI videos?

I didn’t even remember dude’s name but as soon as I read your comment I was like, “Yes.”

Eh, or you don’t engage because he’s a garbage bag filled with old fish carcasses.

Sometimes, when I’m sad, I just pull up that Buzzfeed list. It’s a thing of beauty.