The Daily Mail article is written as if Adam Brody is just a Walking Baby Holder. Also, c’mon, DM, she is not “showing off” her daughter. She literally just went outside with her family. BOO.

Can we add a The Simple Life element to it and make them work in a new minimum-wage job each week? Their host families can be single parents who get free 24-hr house/kid help for putting up with their wacky antics.

I know it’s an old picture, but it still makes me happy for her. I just want Britney to be happy!

Whoa sows have way more nipples than I thought.

Would read that fanfic. Hands. Down.

Aw, my parents used to tell us that it was a skunk, because we lived in an area with a lot of skunks and did kinda smell skunky by their bedroom window sometimes.

I love your username! That’s all.

It’s like that in Oklahoma, except the beer you buy at grocery stores/convenience stores is 3.2. You have to go to the liquor to get anything above 3.2, wine, and liquor.

I took “Lindsay Lohan grade exhausted” as referring to before Lindsay started getting caught all the time (I believe her first stint in rehab was for “exhaustion”). Still weird, but I didn’t immediately think she was calling Lindsay a drug addict. I’m probably wrong, though.

Buffalo chips and cow chips, however, at least IME, do put off a smell. The latter smells far worse than the former though.

Do not underestimate the Lighteaters! They are legion!

Oh no. Oh nooooooo. No no no nooo.

I agree completely that she needs to stop tokenizing her son and that she has very problematic racial attitudes/is racist.

I feel the need to point that he’s her son, so it’s not like she’s pawing a strange child.

It’s her son, David.

We’ll have to agree to disagree. Faux “tribal” designs will always be the worst possible tattoo choice on my list.

Could be worse? Could be a “tribal” tramp stamp?

Since it’s Closer I feel like it would probably just be pages of gorgeous photos of her and long, sad laments about what a tragic loss her death was. Closer is the nicest tabloid.

Aw man, my local grocer’s edition of Closer is a full spread about Judy Garland!