murkydismal
murkydismal
murkydismal

The owner of a store I worked at used to make nasty little comments about my now-husband and my sex life when he was back in my office. One day he came in while I was working and dropped a pocket-sized edition of the Kama Sutra on my desk. “Maybe you can teach Mr. Dismal something.”

I admittedly had to google him to figure out who he played, but I am really impressed that he’s talking about it! It’s needed and important and I hope he’s happy/finds his happiness.

It’s one of those “major changes” that people like to point to when women (it’s always women) go through traumatic life changes. Divorce? Major depression? Planning suicide? I can think of a handful of movies and books that play into this stereotype/cliche.

Is that Richard Grieco???

That actually might work. But hopefully we can track down the advertisers without having to watch this garbage. Keep those Nielsen numbers down.

He’s had a long and storied career. I loved him in The Ring.

SAME.

I mean I’m gonna watch it. But I’m gonna make this face while I do so.

Noooooooo! NEVER google an unknown term from a Shrayber column! NEVER!

At least one victim of his crimes committed underage was “a friend of the family.” Who knows if there are more.

Fuck yeah! 118 years! Woo! PROGRESS! *actually dies because she will be 145 years old when it happens*

I agree with you, but this way she has a far better chance of winning. Despite the fact that we know Josh Duggar is a sexual predator with a string of offenses, she is a woman, a sexworker, she didn’t report it the first time, she met with him again, and she didn’t report it the second time. It’s wrong and it’s fucked

Everything about the Duggars was terrible before their “scandals” came out, but I do admit I find it particularly satisfying to watch this grown ass man’s parents try to tap-dance around his status as a sexual predator.

I was wondering the same thing myself. Is it like when people use filters/do whatever to Instagram photos so their nose basically disappears into their face, except with her boobs?

This is all I have to say to Ed Sheeran.

Wtf, Paper of Record? Not even our crossword puzzles are safe from white patriarchal hegemony?

I want to believe this version of Guy Fieri. He seems like the nicest, most pleasant person! I WANT TO BELIEVE

Of all the things you could call seasoned mayo, why oh why oh why did he go with “Donkey Sauce?” NO ONE has good thoughts after hearing that.

I didn’t know he had a rep-my fault.