Andy Cohen is always the worst guest on Watch What Happens Live.

Tila Tequila has seemed unwell for quite some time. :/

His name is Pubert Addams, thank you very much!

Stillwater, Oklahoma did not ban public drinking until a yearly block party that lasted two days resulted in a shooting that killed a lot of people, because a bunch of drunk dudes got in a fight, and some decided to come back and shoot into a crowd. Encouraging excessive drinking leads to a lot of a collateral damage,…

Also tailgating culture! I am from around that area and Stillwater gets so much revenue from DUIs and alcohol-related ticketing. Tons of bars and nearly nonexistent public transportation, and an overwhelming sports culture that encourages getting shitcanned for the team.

Tailgating culture will not be questioned or indicted in this.

I agree. I wonder if her being sent back so quickly has more to do with Taiwan than US policy, though I wouldn’t be surprised if INS protocols were cruel and vindictive.

I believe the article in over at NY Daily News clarified that the baby is in the custody of Alaska’s Department of Children’s Services because newborns are not allowed to fly until they are at least 14 days old.

I WISH THIS WAS REAL LIFE. If people actually had these flashes of recognition/insight, life would be so much easier.

If he is not the perfect combination of 65% Mia Farrow 35% Frank Sinatra I will eat my hat.

Did you see the Vine linked on Gizmodo that shows him trying the first pair of the new Air Mags? I know it’s just a cool shoe but it made me tear up. I love MJF so much, man.

Fuck off, EL James! But not in the fun way! In the way where a thousand middle fingers rise at once and we all simultaneously scowl at you!

Yesssssss I was 6 when this movie originally came out and while Sawa had his appeal, for some reason I loved this guy more.

lol I didn’t see it! He totally would be on Squidbillies, though!

And he would be a character on Squidbillies.

I think you’re right, but my mind is blanking right now. Was it Steve Emerson, the “terrorism expert” who said there were “no go zones” for non-Muslims in London?

Jack McCoy can get it. Sam Waterston can still get it! He rode a motorcycle! In jr high we watched some history doc he narrated and when he started talking I freaked. “JACK MCCOY!! Guys, that’s Jack McCoy!” My classmates were suuuper impressed. Made me super popular that year. The teacher knew who I meant, though!

Lol I was like... Munch? Jesse L. Martin is a stud and I love him. Their partnership was awesome. So many amazing khaki dusters/trench coats. So many good coffee/hot dog cart moments. Have you seen Law & Order & Food? http://law-order-food.tumblr.com/

When I’m flipping through the channels at my mom’s and I see her I’m like “oooh SVU!” and then :( nope. It’s NCIS.