I did not, because girl basically *POOF*ed after my wedding. Awful garbage person that she is, she suddenly had the money to fulfill her dream of moving to Colorado and smoking that legal weed, yo! /sarcasm but she really did just up and move.
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That happens a lot. I didn’t even have a fancy wedding and my “friend” snatched $700 in cash my stepdad gave me. Another guest saw her do it but didn’t tell me until the next day b/c I am NOT the one to let that shit go. It sucks she did it but also I am glad I didn’t wail on some bitch during the reception.
A “stink eye,” if you will.
Worse: DJ AnselNGretel.
I always liked the name Arlo because of Woody Guthrie. Also Johnny Knoxville named his daughter Arlo Lemoyne Yoko in 2011, so I think Arlo Day is a better tribute, overall.
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It’s from Headlock on My Heart which is the most ridiculous song and you should watch it rn oh wait I’ll help you
This is fucking perfect. Also everything is awful.
That is fucking horrible and thank whoever for DaddyNova. I’m glad you made it through, and I’m sorry you had to in the first place. I made the comment in jest but I know it’s so true for so many women, myself included.
“You should feel good about yourself! But not too good. Feel a little bad about yourself, too, or the boys won’t like you and the girls will think you’re a bitch.”
He probably has his passport on him at all times.
Considering Rebecca Black is 18 and an adult woman now I really hope not.
Biblically, I presume.
Former bookseller here—have definitely pulled that line with a customer. Like, clearly I am shelving merchandise. OFC I work here. My favorite bookstore moment is still doing an entire shift in huge oversized sunglasses from the lost and found b/c we threw a rager in the store the night before. Management never found…
Showed this to my husband and if it wasn’t confirmed before, it’s definitely confirmed now that he would leave me in an instant if Tom Hardy expressed the slightest interest.
A. I am shocked that you actually went to an Iggy Azalea concert.
I once order a sandwich at a then-local deli and asked that my sandwich have Butter Lettuce on it, as I did literally every time I went to this deli, which was down the block from my job at the time, so about once a week.
I don’t think so. He wasn’t born in the early eighties, he graduated high school then, which means he was born circa the mid-sixties, making him a Gen Xer through and through.
Restrict all conversation to knick-knacks and doilies and definitely never mention race, gender, class, sex outside marriage, alcohol, or the issue of the rising merchant class?
Via post, of course! Why else would she have special sealing wax and super fancy ink???