Cousin????

No, the weird casting is part of the appeal! It’s a staple of Lifetime Unauthorized universe! The uncanny valley of television.

I see you and I hear you.

It’s not the word I would use either. Or “fun” for that matter. But I feel like that’s what Lena has written in her LiveJournal bio.

Because she’s quirky and fun!!1!

Joanna, you neglected the best part! The actual sheriff said that the guys “guarding” the store made it “as if the Clampetts came to town.” Now I am from Oklahoma, Indian Country to be specific. Oktaha is one of those towns that is dead in the middle of the rez, but not a part of it as a result of the Dawes Act.

More like five. He’s pleading guilty and it seems like they might go after the first guy much harder. Without his celebrity, he’d do 12 years at best.

She said that going to the doctor regularly was part of her self-care routine, and she was unable to get her insurance (specifically through SAG) reinstated for some time. TMZ just says her insurance lapsed in 2014—it doesn’t specify if it was after open enrollment closed, but she was able to get it back (through SAG)…

I’m pretty sure all of those women had a “normal” weight gain. Everyone’s body is different. Hayden Panettierre is also 5 foot nothing, so 40 pounds on her is very different from 40 pounds on Milla Jovovich, who is 5’9.

Which photos are recent? The Gawker article is using a photo of her with teal hair.

Jason Lee is a super Scientologist, so I’m not sure Pilot Inspektor doesn’t have some significance we poor, unenlightened masses are simply too awash in body thetans to understand.

And stoners. I knew so many people growing up (adults and youths) who kept their stash in a Crown Royal bag.

You’re okay! Yay! I am glad you are feeling better. And also glad you’re still getting checked out, even if the pain has subsided. :)

Keeping it classy, Oklahoma, with your Crown Royal. That purple bag just makes you feel so fancy.

I think the backlash is already here? Swift seems like an awful narcissist. Her feminism is white feminism that is convenient to her and it’s so gross. I feel like she and Julia Roberts are a lot alike. Joan needs to ruuuuuuun.

Poetry, truly. *wipes away a single tear*

I’m going to go ahead and believe they made Kim K’s model cross-eyed on purpose.

I know it’s been just a few hours, but are you okay?

I feel like IUD migration could be serious enough to go the ER. And if it’s been 24 hours, please go to the ER! Even if it’s just gas in the end, that seems like a long time to have that problem.

This sounds like the most amaze-balls shitshow to watch. I wanna sit with you.