The sharing might be hard at first! I do remember that sharing meals kinda turned into a “thing” for me because I was trying to be cute and not eat more than half of our shared meal, but it turned into me not getting enough food and I had to stop myself and be like, “He fucking lives here and sees you every morning…

I immediately thought Paul Dano for Heinrich, too, but he’s too old now, you’re right. Or even earlier, young Patrick Fugit would’ve been good. Maybe the kid who played Max on Parenthood (though even he’s approaching the age threshold)?

OMG a White Noise book would be insane. Can we cast all the kids?? Who would play Siskind? Who would play Heinrich??

Congrats! I don’t really have any advice, though, since when my now-husband first moved into my apartment I had a weird panic attack but was still super happy? It was a very strange feeling, but it felt good. Good luck with the new living arrangements!

My dad had something similar after a really bad car crash (he drove a truck off a bridge, actually). He still remembered bits and pieces of the decade before the crash, but everything was out of order or just gone.

This is precisely why I voted for Wilma Mankiller! She’s not super well known outside Native circles or those who follow Native issues, but if we’re replacing well-documented Indian Killer Andrew Jackson, who better than Wilma Mankiller??

Wilma Mankiller! Wilma Mankiller! Wilma Mankiller!

The United States of Leland!! I loved that movie as a moody teen.

Tis best he learns how life is now. /s

I googled and found Michael Dickerson.

This whole thing is PR and some quick cash for them, so I wouldn’t be surprised if this dog-and-pony show is just that. She is so obviously a predator with absolutely no remorse. I seriously hope everyone with the power to put her back in the classroom does everything they can to keep her out.

And he was the one who was tasked with raising the children while she was in jail. He was a single dad at 13 years old!

That is EXACTLY her thinking. *facepalm*

At least according to the multiple articles The Daily News published on the interview/family in the last couple of days, she seems to have a good relationship with her older kids. Lots of happy pictures of her and her grandchild. She is a special kind of delusional if she thinks she’s ever going to scrub her name from…

Fuck them. You’re awesome and they missed the fuck out.

I scheduled a shift on prom night specifically so I’d have an excuse not to go. Ended up serving a table of my peers. They kept trying to get me to comp them booze and didn’t tip.

Mark! I love you.

Same. His dad is a phenomenal douche and I am not convinced that this is not an apple:tree scenario.

It’s a popular rumor that Young Schwarzenegger is bearding with Miley, but also entirely possible that father and son are “distant” because Arnold had a secret child with their housekeeper. Patrick was very openly on Maria’s “side” when all that went down.

While she probably got a cushy settlement from her divorce (especially with the kid), she has a new show on TVLand and a new album. Plus she probably gets back-end Disney money like crazy.