Here’s what she ought to do. Write a song about dumping Calvin instead of the usual “he was mean and sucks” thing. Like a hard, “I’m sorry it’s not you it’s me” song. It stays with her brand without crossing over the line.

I’m inclined to agree with #1 and #2: I think the public appearances are obviously staged to some extent, but there is genuine affection there.

I can’t honestly say exactly what someone who would do things might be interested in. I do think, however, that what we are learning here is that it’s a very short walk from famous in the US to laughing stock in the US.

Other famous people where at that party too and they managed to stay away from the professional photographer who was there.

People who are uninterested in US fame don’t frolick around in the ocean wearing a t-shirt with his girlfriend’s, a woman who happens to be one of the most famous people in the world, initials. He could have sat on the deck while the hired paps and professional photog took pics.

As i mentioned in the last TS related jez post, Those blind items tell me that they are friends with benefits. Also that most of her relationships are fake but mostly that TS and KK are getting it in. At this point it’s probably a relationship btwn the 2. Is KK dating anyone?

You drink expensive wine. Mine is 4.99.

Who’s more sad?

I love you.

Agreed! I totally don’t see the chemistry and the “yeah, they are totally fucking” vibe so many seem to see! Tom looks either bored, in pain, or desperately overacts “happiness”, whereas Taylor has always appeared somewhat asexual to me anyway - well, except when she is with Karlie Kloss, obvs.

Whilst somewhat illuminating - face it, we’re still in the dark - these analyses are from the US perspective and kind of don’t take into account that Tom is coming from a UK perspective where he is pretty much a household name, and the subject of a great deal of general warm feeling respect and affection. So this all…

I know. It’s hard for me to comprehend as well. But when I’m like, “That movies that’s coming out starring that guy from that thing!” they look at me like I’m crazy. “Who? What? Huh?” It makes me question my life choices, frankly.

I honestly don’t know. All I know is that I look at the two of them and I am picking up like zero sexual chemistry. I know you can’t *always* tell from photos, but I feel like I’m decent at picking up on chemistry/no chemistry between celebs. There doesn’t seem to be much going on below the belt between them IMO.

i hope they fell hard for each other, had a discussion about the media because it’s something real and how to keep their privacy, and then instead were like lol what if we just fuck w them.

I am ready to play a game. I read the blinds far too often, and so many of these celebrity relationships are just setups to make these actors and actresses appear normal and relateable. And those that aren’t PR setups have serious deals attached to them so each person has the ability to play around if need be but come…

I feel like he wore this face the entire weekend in Rhode Island.

My take: They met at the Met Gala and became friends. Her relationship with Calvin was sputtering out and Tom was coming off the failure of I Saw the Light and Night Manager was/is under the radar.

Seven Stages of Grief:

Yes. It also adds the benefit that when they really want to be left alone they’ll be more likely to be able to do so because there won’t be a billion paps trying to get the first photo of them together as a couple.

It’s real, but they like fucking with the media because it’s really goddamn easy.