Fair. And commenters/readers are advertisers’ customers.

Commenters are not Gawker’s customers, advertisers are.

I know. I didn’t think I’d get the ax for that little. I thought I was already censoring myself. I was sad for a little bit, because I commented as NonServiam for YEARS. Years and years. Which is my fault, because I should be doing something else.

Point taken. And I shall. Cheers, seal.

She has Finnish ancestry, right? My mom is half Finnish and has the same “hooded” eyes, and her doctor said insurance would cover an eye lift. My eyes are getting more hooded as I age and I’ll consider the surgery if my vision becomes impaired, but I really don’t want that kind of dramatic change to my face.

You can get ones that can plug in and cover and they blow warm dry air through - like the old airing cupboards you used to get. That's what I am getting for my 30th/Christmas if I play my cards right!

That’s bullshit!

This is all it took:

Looks like she tried to reduce that fold that goes from your nose to the corner of your mouth, too. I some photos, here eyebrows are very low, apparently that can happen with too much botox in the forehead. Luckily it wears off

her hooded eyes and her lips were how I could tell her apart from all the other celebrities. Now, not so easy…It’d be like Jennifer Garner getting her cheekbones shaved down.

fittingly, “bleph” is the exact sound I made when I imagined getting the fat sucked out of my eye sockets.

This made me sad, as I thought she looked spectacular. Her choice, tho.

Up north, the word for a winter-dyke is a maiden. Which many people laugh about when i say it. Although i used to have a ceiling rail in my Edinburgh old flat and I miss that fucker like nothing else.

Just realised its called a clothes horse in civilised countries. But the are good if you cover them with a sheet over the radiator to trap heat in and do it like that.

that would explain it. i’ve accidentally found myself a couple of times reading the comments on a gawker article, and quickly regretted the mistake. it’s pretty toxic over there.

Hope your family is doing ok now. That car accident sounds scary

You are a great friend ❤️

Not completely related...

This is pretty similar to how it was when I took my friend to get her abortion. Except when we made jokes (quietly to ourselves) in the waiting room it was awkward because I guess some people weren’t in a laughing mood. Also instead of a balloon I got her a heating pad and a box of heavy duty maxi pads.

I'm 73 years old right now. I have 4x last years in the bank. Haven't touched a dime since I retired at age 65. Wife and I are living off our SS income + a whopping $172 a month pension check. We still have money left at the end of the month. The key to retirement is, you must have NO debt, house paid off. I bought a…