Wow, you’re being a real C word right now.

Why’s it called Overwatch? Because Oracle was already taken.

*grumbles about still not getting in*

That’s incredible, I do not know what to say.

You could save even more not playing video games at all. Hell, imagine how much time you could save if you just killed yourself right now.

Someone made a Kanye Game. Two years after its release, people found some freaky shit in it. Maybe it’s for a cult. It’s probably just for laughs, tho.

She sounds like a good egg.

I can see it now. Your in the middle of a board meeting, when a sudden piercing scream emits from your phone. You excuse yourself, while everyone looks at you oddly, as you awkwardly leave the room.

They can make it up to me by giving me some hot guy-on-guy action in the next one.

Have you seen the film clip of Martin Luther King doing the tango? Shameless fucking attention whore.

What is it.

Everybody was probably working at home with Google and makin tons of money. Too much work to do and no time for Kotaku.

... It's worth it.

Great! My jumbo jet is flying high right now!

Can you really say that's worse than this, objectively?

How much gamerscore did they get?