I love, love, love that Bloomberg Business has the options as: the NFLPA chipping in beyond their negotiated credits for stadium projects, or “public and private money,” or “a loan from the NFL.”

Given how previous battles have gone, I expect the NFLPA to not only give the $300 million, but agree to have every player work 25 hours per month on the stadium itself.

The key to the irony is in its specificity. I had to do an amount of research I don’t care to admit.

Come as you are, I guess?

It’s basically Kurt Cobain Cosplay.

Fiorina would purchase Canada and merge with it right as it enters a recession, downsize the number of F-22s, then leave a resignation letter in Air Force one and jump out in a golden-colored parachute with $100 million dollars of U.S. Treasury money.

Never Let Me Go. It’s a mildly sci-fi flick about a time in the future where nearly all illness is eliminated. Clones of healthy folks are made, and their organs are harvested once they reach adulthood. The ending... god damn the ending. I dunno if it hits as hard without the context of the rest of the film, so watch…

ass to ass!

Nope ISIS is its own thing, al Qaeda actually declared jihad against it. I will go a step further though and say when we kicked out Irans legally elected government for a puppet Shah though is a better start.

See, Cooper knows that if he doesn’t say this sort of thing, then it means he’s a pussy and Richie Incognito will start joking about raping his sister. He gets the NFL culture!

The moon! Pfft! When are we going to pull together as a people and nuke that fucker out of orbit!

We could add to the 9/11 name scroll all of the innocent civilians killed in our little war against Iraq. A country who had nothing to do with 9/11.

She’ll be played by Chloe Grace Moretz in the next reboot.....

What you’re saying is neither moral nor immoral, but people are raising their eyebrows because you’ve come in to run No True Scotman in defence of gun owners. It’s a bit strange.

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

...well at least you gave us titties. Thats something...

Thing is, in Canada it isn't company-paid maternity leave. It's through employment insurance. We all pay into that. It is a very good thing. Why doesn't America have it? WHY?

Well at lest its not Batmitearite.

I honestly don’t know. They’re probably too busy hiding in the bushes waiting to ticket someone going 1-2 mph over some artificially low speed limit because, ya know, revenue.