We have sun here in Toronto?

It is always a delight to read Will's work, and the douchebag privilege stuff is very familiar. I attended Privileged Canadian Douchebag University in large measure because it happened to be located in my hometown and it seemed to be silly to leave town just to avoid it. Seemed silly until I got there.

Yikes

This really puts to shame my story

To be able to upend a scientific field, (let alone certain religious sects) based on a single partial jawbone, takes amazing amounts of backbone.

You MUST think in Russian

Jesus that seems expensive. Granted I don't have a vagina, but I have purchased supplies for one and, in current dollars I don't think I paid more than a quarter a unit.

They are a talented team, easily capable of playing solid possession hockey but coached by a moron into playing bad hockey and winning on the back of Carey Price. Continuing to win like this on Price is unsustainable. Price isn't going to maintain a .935 save percentage forever. But he is the real deal. This is not…

Really? I thought more

Deerling

I'm going to take a wild guess and assume you are connected with Benilde...

Calm down. I see what I see and I comment thereon. I find your use of the term "dickbag" offensive. And my "Baby Zogs" played football, not hockey. Stand down.

For the last two years it has been a penalty to remove your helmet for a fight in the NHL. They actually had to modify the rule to make it a penalty to collegially remove each other's helmets as some players tried this as a workaround.

It is not breaking up a fight.

False. He pulled them apart and held them apart with total calm. Only a dickbag would call that a dickbag move.

I didn't say the goalie threw a punch. He grabbed an opposing player who was engaged in a fight with his teammate. We call that third man in.

How many absences for court appearances can the National program afford?

Hard to judge overall responsibility when we don't see what started it, but #20, 8, 4 and goalie on Team White are dickbags. Punching guys who don't want to fight, a couple of third man ins. Deserve all the fucking suspensions they can get. Sounds like too few handed out actually.

Yeah, but tree ring counting is infallible. Better than actual science. Or haven't you heard?

It's a nice shootout goal and all (stipulating that the shootout itself is a stupid way to end a hockey game) but it isn't much different or better than Alex Galchenyuk's similar undressing of Jonathan Bernier in last night's Habs/Leafs contest.