One of the things that keeps making me feel queasy about this.

In Soviet Russia earthquake calls you.

Not really. I imagined it as the co-development of Dr. Jeremy Irons, Dr. Jeremy Irons II and Mr David Cronenburg.

You should run to first base.

Worse than Eyebrow Guy?

I don't get it.

@Casey's Dad

Here's the treaty between Canada and USA

The lack of ABS isn't really a problem, I've owned cars without it before and didn't really miss it. No air bags, fine, whatever. They help, but seat belts and a good crash structure are higher priority if you have to force rank safety features.

Botany Bay. Botany Bay? Oh nyet!

Toronto has good geography for a lap bounded by the dvp, gardiner and 401. (use 427 to go to 401 maybe?)

As soon as I read the summary on the main Gawker page, I just knew that comments would have some real winners. I admit I thought they would be led by the lunatic PETA-crites but you have surprised and delighted me by crafting this masterpiece in the forest-trees detection / "I took a logic class last semester"…

I question whether the use of "thirsty" is really all that "book" but then I guess I need to defer that to the universal high adjudicator of all things "book", Max Read.

There is also, truly, no justification for Facebook posts this long. Ever. Everrrrrrr.

I assume that the original reason he was supposed to be with her was to guarantee that Amanda Palmer would not necessarily be the most objectionable person onstage.

Since we are on Jezebel, I am unsure of how much of the related commentary comes from men or lesbians, but holy shit there is a threesome I will never be considered for but would be totally down for.

Seriously?

I was going to make a "pining for the fjords" joke for Fjord Blue BMW, but decided against it for some reason. Was this a mistake, commenters?

I love my two kids more than anything. But I never wanted to be a father. I held out a long time. I wasn't one of these "I really love my life the way it is!" people and I never thought I would be bad at parenting. But I have been depressed for decades, and I neither wanted my genetics or mood to weigh on others'…

I'm really looking forward to seeing what names they come up with for vagina-bacteria-derived drugs. Hoohaazopram? Vagiloft?