Toronto has good geography for a lap bounded by the dvp, gardiner and 401. (use 427 to go to 401 maybe?)

I question whether the use of "thirsty" is really all that "book" but then I guess I need to defer that to the universal high adjudicator of all things "book", Max Read.

There is also, truly, no justification for Facebook posts this long. Ever. Everrrrrrr.

I assume that the original reason he was supposed to be with her was to guarantee that Amanda Palmer would not necessarily be the most objectionable person onstage.

Since we are on Jezebel, I am unsure of how much of the related commentary comes from men or lesbians, but holy shit there is a threesome I will never be considered for but would be totally down for.

Seriously?

I was going to make a "pining for the fjords" joke for Fjord Blue BMW, but decided against it for some reason. Was this a mistake, commenters?

I love my two kids more than anything. But I never wanted to be a father. I held out a long time. I wasn't one of these "I really love my life the way it is!" people and I never thought I would be bad at parenting. But I have been depressed for decades, and I neither wanted my genetics or mood to weigh on others'…

I'm really looking forward to seeing what names they come up with for vagina-bacteria-derived drugs. Hoohaazopram? Vagiloft?

Can dudes play? Extra late?

I am an old and I fondly remember the car, sold as a Mercury Capri here in Canada until the Fox body Mustang twin came out.

I started reading it as a hetero couple and expected there was going to be a reverse section with GIRLFRIEND inserted. I guess it is two gay men but the "bathing suit area" reference still comes off as unnecessary when describing men. eg, I have heard Church Lady types try to explain the naughty bits that need to be…

I'm not sure how you grouped colorfulyawn in a group of non-enthusiast regular joes who need saving. He specifically mentioned wanting a wishbone suspension and a manual gearbox, arguably enthusiast features. Sure his list doesn't sound like muscle car territory but it does pretty closely match my desires and my…

I agree with you but I don't think that it makes you (or me) the target demographic of Powell's bean counters. They were trying to build 1990s Camrys and Corollas and Taurii, cars so thoroughly soul destroying in their Point-A-to-Point-B-ness as to make us slit our wrists.

Yes. I never buy new cars. One of the reason is this. Try going into most dealers and saying that you want:

OMG. I had completely forgotten that I maintained a *.txt file on my 386 and Amiga to manually "bookmark" favourite sites.

To me it is just meaningless, irrelevant.

Interesting. Calgary is probably the only Canadian city that has got big enough, recently enough for this to be possible.

At least they are consistent. The change they give out bears the same resemblance to real money as their taco filling does to real beef.

Inordinately accessible chaine restaurant deep fried mozzarella sticks?