Yes, your main point is valid. One of the things I have noted is that "journalists" gloss over Mayweather's history and nature and make it very vague. Convictions are recast as allegations, crimes as incidents, a continous dozen year history of ongoing repeated offences characterized as though it was some outlier in…

Because without Floyd Mayweather, there would be no boxing press. The sport is dying. Mayweather is one of the last remaining draws. What the fuck is Max Kellerman or Harold Lederman going to do without Floyd Mayweather.

Nope, I didn't get put to sleep. I've heard it's actually a lot better, too. I was skeptical about it, until I saw that I was totally fine and ready to eat a hamburger like 2 hours later, and my wife (who got put under) had a horrible experience for quite a long time. Probably just an anecdote, but still.

Jesus, what a cow.

Lindsay Lohan might move to London because they gossip less there.

Wait, so that's the name of the guy that isn't Steve Doocy? I've just used Colbert's "not Steve Doocy" moniker forever, and assumed it was his actual name at this point.

A truly dedicated person would get an In-N-Out burger, McDonald's fries, and a Wendy's chocolate Frosty for the ultimate fast food triumvirate.

I've been told McD's adds some sugar to their fries so they fry up crisper. I don't know whether this is true.

I've never actually had Jack in the Box. We don't have them on this coast.

Is that a Corvette C4 in the headline picture? I got bait and switched on that thinking this might be a list of cars like that, although I wouldn't have thought them under the $5K range.

Never can get enough UFC bashing on Deadspin. Maybe one day the MMA writers at Deadspin will get their wish: UFC will just fold and return MMA to the dark ages of 2000 all over again

"She obviously didn't read our disclaimer, which is that it's a comedy book."

Argh Kinja!

"Still, I think it's safe to say that this Pope is a loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules. He's basically the Axel Foley of the Catholic Church."

Typing comments on the kinja bedevilled Android phone where editing is an adventure is not conducive to clarity but I meant that Google is an evil empire, not the US. (Christ, even just trying to copy the first sentence of my post to paste in here as a quote causes kinja to pop up with:

But maybe google (rightfully) feels yhat as a worldwide evil empire that "national pride" or "patriotism" is inappropriate or parochial. It doesn't seem that google has a set policy on doodles, and fighting Nazis seems among the least contentious military subjects, but it still could be an area they want to steer…

I read this as

Not that I don't like these actors, but I have to say everytime you see "flavour of the month" added to cast of "long running cultural touchstone" I wince a bit

This should end well

So what constitutes "a ton" of porn, and what exactly would be the cutoff for a "small" brain?