The White House spokesman thought he was being clever by pointing out that she’d been fired three times from The Apprentice, and being fired from the White House made it four.

Today’s White House press pool reporters brought this up.

Be nice to Amarosa. I want her to feel comfortable and completely free to open up and unburden herself, so she spills her guts to reveal everything she knows. You know like when the FBI integrator offers you a cup of coffee.

“It was the 70’s!” I know it’s 2018, but I wish I could use this excuse for all of my mid-40’s proclivities. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if Ben Wyatt was secretly Trevor the demon the whole time. Lo-Cal Calzones, The Cones of Dunshire, Ice Town — all of his ideas are straight outta the Bad Place.

I’m going to insert “You like Brazilian music?” randomly in conversation from now on.

or maybe she DOES O_O

Yes. Because, let’s be honest. With all the crap going on in trump world, none of us will remember Stormy Daniels in six months. Let the young woman name her baby this cute, slightly hippy Cali name.

There are some pretty funny Tweets.

on the other hand, she does look like the kind of person who takes a horse tranquilizer every morning just to get through her work day. So, uh, experience, I guess?

I just don’t understand those estates. Like what are the odds she’s even been in every room? What is every room for? Why do I have to walk halfway across the house to get to my en suite bathroom? It’s all just so damn wasteful and unnecessary.

Wow, that was fast:

Sean Hannity blames Obama for historic market crash

So how is Trump going going to spin this so it’s Obama’s or even Hilary’s fault?

As I put in the update I don’t know why Dotard seems so set on starting shit with the UK as he never wins, as shown by his previous attempts to take on the Mayor of London Sadiq Khan. We just call him what he is, a Nazi, and laugh at the fucker.

I like to think the producers got Kanye’s permission to use the song by saying they named the show after him.

maeve leading an army of robot bulls to trample her enemies to death is #squadgoals

I love Westworld. The mythology of the Old West was it was this place where you could “reinvent yourself.” The cost of that reinvention was always oppression (typically Indians and other POC). The robots on the show function as a good metaphor for the outcomes of imperialism. Looking forward to seeing the subjugated…

Especially the events and gatherings! Even if there were incentives not to leak anything (I’m sure there were NDAs), it still says that she is surrounded by a good support system and good friends.

Am I an asshole for being disappointed that the rumors proved to be true/hoping that she was trolling everyone?

I rewatched the first season a few weeks ago and Micheal is so amazingly diabolical through the whole thing and it’s so perfect.