I smoke weed everyday and am probably an alcoholic, but I am well-informed about politics and celebrity gossip. The point is, we’re all going to die in a mushroom cloud.

Sean Spicer just had another meltdown, this time about the word “ban”, screaming at the press that’s not what this is (despite Trump himself using the word). I think the lies Spicer has to tell day in day out are finally getting to him.

SAG Awards leftovers: Thandie Newton is the bossiest of bosses:

I almost had a panic attack:

You are using logic and rational thought. Stop it!

If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the “bad” would rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad “dudes” out there!

As long as this continues, I will always bring this up:

This might be a good time to recall something of which many of us are ignorant in our own history. It is estimated that 10 to 30% of Africans forced to our shores as slaves were of Muslim descent: many of them spoke and wrote in Arabic; some of them Hafidhs who had memorised the entire Qu’ran and could recite it in…

At which point, the only thing stopping Bannon’s decree outlawing shoes will be Ivanka’s footware business!

Glad that Kim K’s posted that... I believe her audience is not political, or even republican, which means that she has a basis for educating them. Facts! They still exist.

I SWEAR TO GOD KARA, SHADE COURT IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE TODAY. Bless you.

Dakota Johnson.

Abbi destroying Whole Foods gives me life.

The new’s networks ratings are down and everything is boringly sane and normal?

Which 2016 movie insulted jazz more?

I’m overwhelmingly disappointed that the shadow is made by Sephora.

NEW BEAUTY COLUMN?