As an M’s fan, I just think it’s bonkers that Chris Giminez still has more big league innings caught than Jesus “Ice Cream” Montero

Jack Z? Is that you?

It was just as petty as it looks. They were pissed at Ichiro for not taking more pitches as a leadoff hitter, allowing the hitters lower in the order to see more pitches and add to the pitch count. As though that was going to matter to Richie Sexson, Jose Vidro, Milton Bradley and Chone Figgins.

Ichiro is the fucking man.

Naw. I think the worst you’ll see is him make some sort of “cool” teaching for abstinence only practice. Like he’ll make some rap video about not having sex with the classic 1980's synth boom-bap beat.
“When you see a pretty girl and want to really rock her world/but worry it could be a habit, just head on home and…

Everyone realizes this is his second marriage, right?

All I have to offer is that my dad saw him in a restaurant in NYC and mentioned it to me for the sole purpose of telling me that he’s not very tall. “But we both already knew that,” I said. “Still,” said my dad, who thinks a lot of Russell Wilson.

Coworker of the cosplayer; I saw the whole thing go down. So perhaps I can clarify a few things I’ve seen brought up in other comments:

I found the part of his statement where he talked about all the social justice organizations he tried out for in high school, but was cut from, to be uncomfortably long and bitter.

I think part of the donation was confusion when Jordan called his finance guy and said, “Hey, put a million on Black for me...thanks”

I guess Republicans are going to have to be content with flip-flops now.

If you ever tell me a speech ends in the best way possible, and then force me to sit through a 30 second Totinos ad to see it, the video better end with Ken Griffey, Jr. giving me a topless handjob to make it worth those 30 seconds.

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

Goose Gossage: (has aneurysm)

Jerry Sullivan is a sports columnist who writes for The Buffalo News. If a player is black and gets in any kind of trouble (Marcell Dareus), he labels them as selfish and a cancer that the organization should dismiss. When a white player repeatedly proves he’s a goddamn piece of shit scum bag (Pat Kane), he sucks his…

I worked at the tattoo studio that did the tattoo on the back of Jeff’s neck. He seemed like a cool guy, pretty articulate and nice also. Seems like a lot has changed since 2004.

bnaned

We all know the best Pokémon is whatever your favorite is. It also doesn’t reside in a Pokéball, because it lives in your heart.

It’s time for the NFLPA to really push for marijuana. This is fucking ridiculous. Let these dudes smoke weed, all of the weed.

Bell is learning the hard way that when you put on that Pittsburgh Steelers uniform, they expect you to bee where you’re supposed to bee.