I’m a slightly overweight guy that used to run a lot and am now running again. I think the only thing I’ve ever bought is shoes. It CAN be expensive if you wanna get all squirreled up, but I’ve never ran more than 15 miles and I think for a casual runner shoes is enough.

“This is the worst joke I seen” ‘cuz says...

Local radio just played part of the 911 call. Someone’s probably got it on r/seahawks by now. Didn’t sound too scandalous.

The tie is really what’s unfortunate. The suit is merely ‘bleh.’

Kapoweee

Not to be a pedant, but isn’t it HIPPA as opposed to HIPAA?

THIS. At Camp Normandy we had the Dallas Cowgirls, Milo Ventimiglia and Osi Umenyiora. Wooo.

Why wouldn’t the guy that owned the team be a homer? Do you know who Paul Allen is?

“Some movies and games have tried a sort of flip-action shotgun, like Arnold’s shotgun in Terminator 2: Judgment Day, though that’s pretty unrealistic, even if it does look super cool.”

Nice troll job, bruh.

Tampons go in the nose. For real.