Clay bars on glass, then rainx. Use the wipers when you need them.

Would excessive speeding like this be reduced if all speed limits were based on some sort of scientifically-based actual safe traveling speed, rather than having areas of arbitrary reduced limits, seemingly for no reason other than revenue generation?

Hunter Gathers’ Spy-gizmo equipped Jensen Interceptor from “The family that Slays Together” needs to be on this list.

Why why why did Ford have to pair the manual with the weaker engine?

Ditto... You’ll pry my aisin 4 from my cold dead fingers.

Huh, I’ve driven manual Wranglers off road for 17 years.  Glad after all this time someone on the internet could tell me that’s bad.  

2.7L Ecoboost requires automatic transmission: FAIL

The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW…

The thing is, there are a lot more soccer moms and fakey doo adventure dads who would never EVER deal with the tractor that was the OG Defender on a daily basis but will happily drop $50-75 large on the new Defender.

Whatever they had to do, it’s ridiculous they call that thing they made a Defender. 

In this case, the Bronco will probably give more nostalgia feels and fit a better copy cat to this then the Wrangler.

*looks at photos*

They know that. They also know that they need a more modern, comfortable, and highly profitable Defender since they’re struggling to stay afloat.

Yup much better than that crossover they are dishonoring the Defender name with now. 

Dear Land Rover. This is how it's done. Thank you. 

I thought we all had Miatas and wagons here!

You have a Miata AND a wagon? You should be the Jalopnik mascot

“Is there a reason for 2 identical tasked vehicles?”