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My forever dream has always been to become a rich eccentric. I want a fucking castle, and I want to wear velvet and crazy hats, and I want to drive around my land on a Burning Man esque golf cart, and skeet shoot strange objects like old college mugs from Goodwill, and have a menagerie of animals, and start charities

The comment only referenced Trump for his age.  If 60 is old and out of touch and beyond understanding “how things work,” then the prez is in trouble at 72.

In addition to being confused (I’m being generous) about rights vs. privilege, Malcom Abbot went on to try to dismiss his parents’ accountability by citing their age as being something like 60 and therefore not “up to date with how stuff works”. Uh huh. Savvy enough to remember that pay offs work, yet too old to

If the mom is supposedly a marketing professional, you’d think she have some awareness of what’s allowed?

It’s a padparadscha sapphire.

Is that eight months of rent on a nice ranch house and yard? Haha, no. Maybe four months. The housing crisis in California is real. 

You know what you could spend $500 on? Plane tickets. To travel. And then blog about it.

Yep. I got my flu shot today. I IMMEDIATELY went to the hospital and started licking doorknobs and elevator buttons! I mean, I’m protected now, right?!?

Nicki is 35. Not old by any means, but certainly too old for the “just a young woman...” stuff.

I agree with you on Barron, my heart goes out to this kid. The whole family he was born into is a nightmare, even without Trump being his father. I hope everyone else goes down and loses everything, then he can change his name, move abroad and live a simple, happy life.

She’s here for the money, the citizenship, and the access. If he choked on his big mac tomorrow I bet you $20 she’d slap a #ThoughtsandPrayers on twitter and call it a day.

We lose Bourdain and get stuck with her.

I’m sorry, but the coverage here on this continues to be with ridiculous kid gloves. The highlights of the purported texts from that website I won’t link show a pattern we’ve seen a few times before:

What am I supposed to be seeing w/ the Bella Hadid pix? Mostly just seeing color correction.  

Umm. I am an old and mine has been on classmates website for awhile. A lot are already there. Sorry to be a bearer of that news.

As a 50-something person, I can say I wish someone had told me this when I was the Millennials’ age. But I listened to my parents, and was dumber and poorer for having done so. I can’t say I’ve made fabulous decisions since I learned to ignore their advice, but I’ve definitely done no worse.

As a dotard kid, I used to re-read Linda Goodman’s Sun Signs book and dive deep into it for context on all my relationships. With my dad (Taurus), my brother (Cancer), my mom (Aries), my best friends (Sagittarius and Aquarius) and most importantly, Scott, my 5th grade boyfriend. Scott was a Scorpio, one of the worst

Like why couldn’t this shit happen when I was in my 20s and had the time and energy to be self-obsessed enough to meticulously curate my life online and get a bunch of free shit for it?? I suppose I saved myself an eating disorder, though.

Writing these rejection notes could be a whole new cottage industry, and you are poised for great success in it.

The things that pisses me off about this is that travel “influencers” like this are almost always thin, attractive young women and fit, attractive men. There is so little diversity in aesthetic and look that I honestly can’t tell most of them apart. The pictures they take are basically the same exact promo shots that