I feel like this is a vampire and/or zombie romance waiting to happen.

I’m working on a “reno-porn” piece (talk to me dirty about your heart pine floors!), which will involve a retired navy SEAL and a decorator who are re-habbing a Victorian. She gets kidnapped, he rescues her, and it all ends well, on the Hepplewhite sofa.

Shut up and take my money!

I don’t have Teigen’s beauty or glamorous lifestyle, but we’re alike in that I’m lucky to have someone like my husband around (patient, selfless, silly, up for whatever), while I think he got the shit end of the straw by marrying me. Stars, they’re just like us!

Bring back Not Necessarily the News! This would have been awesome in that.

Stevie Nicks

Driving along, that song comes on, crank it up, belt it out. Middle age retreats and indestructible youth revives for 3:36 minutes.

And an awful day gets worse.

I loved his music, and I loved his attitude. See the“Runnin Down a Dream” doc if you haven’t already - it’s a wonderful mining of his and his band’s work.

And you can’t forget his work with Stevie....

Huh?

I tried to teach it using the support groups from Wreak It Ralph and Finding Nemo, but that was the same day I was forced out of grad school because I developed health issues which were impacting my work. Probably should have sued Evergreen for that one.

Just hem your pants maybe? I feel like that’s cheaper than buying special shoes for a suit...

Are you from Celebitchy?

In fairness to you, it was 2005. So.

Kitten heels are the devil! I don’t see the point, if you want a little extra height without the discomfort of a heel you can wear a damn wedge!

Why did you wait until the 4th paragraph to state the title of the film when you mentioned it in your thesis statement? See me after class.

While they’re at it, I wish the coders could make again so that you see which of your many witty posts are recommended in the notifications. Now it just says “X people recommended your reply” and when I click to see which one, it doesn’t even take me to that reply, just the headline of the post I replied to.

if i had friends and money i would do this (cries)

I know this is probably hard for adult-children like yourself but consider trying to imitate an actual grown-ass adult for a couple hours. If you don’t like the things that an athlete says or does outside the game or during a short musical number, fucking ignore it like a goddamn grownup and watch the other 2 hours in…