Honestly, if I had never seen Seinfeld, I wouldn’t know what one was either. Even when I was in NYC, I probably would walk past one without the urge to go in.
MummyAreYouMyMummy?
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I also feel like bodegas are like totally a New York thing.
I miss spending time in the AM staring at my closet wondering who I felt like being today.
Ah, my dear, mystery/adventure/intrigue/romance/mystery will never die, as long as there is some nerd, somewhere, who will wear a huge sweeping black burnoose to work just because it’s Tuesday. Or who punctuate things with ‘Alas’. Just a little bit of impracticality every day can save you from that horrible…
Exactly. I want to buy a dress that is constructed to be washed in a sink in Sri Lanka, hung from a ceiling fan and worn to an embassy party accessorized by diamond studs, a Leica and Antonio Bandaras, circa 1992. Is that so much to ask?
I remember the Beverly Hills Banana Republic store had a military jeep in the window!
Ohh, I used to LOVE getting the Banana Republic catalog back in the 80s when it was still a rugged-worldly-travelly-adventurey company that sold Indiana Jones clothing. The lifelike clothing sketches with no bodies... the vivid descriptions of the faraway places where they got the design/material/whatever... the…
Because Obama did it or liked it. And because so much of GOP politics and Trump’s in particular begin and end with “Fuck Obama”. They really got put out by those eight years of a black man running the country and actually being really good at it, they need to screw over his legacy as much as possible.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOvuh!
and skinny jeans, I’m sorry to say, look kind of decent on everyone
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“To those of you out there who think you might want to be a matchmaker one day, just realize crazy shit like this is…
That’s because “cultural appropriation” is a horseshit Woke concept.
That first paragraph contains so many links, parentheses, quotations and other nonsesne that I have no idea who or what this column is about.
Nothing says “I’m not smug” like calling somebody smug for shopping at a grocery store.
Drop a wall on him cuz Dany’s shitty pet owner.
“... and since your Mom and your Dad are so Woke, then we figured you were born a little Wokie. And so, long story short, that’s how we named you Chewbacca!”
My husband and I dressed that way for a wedding once...our own. :)
Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”