What will they do about Mark? Cause Dan may or may not be dead, but Glenn Quinn definitely is.

The Captain Samuel Vimes “Boots” theory of socioeconomic unfairness:

What percentage of the time would his shirt be off?

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

When I saw his name I thought this:

As always, the best way to watch SNL is by first taping it on your DVR. Then liberally apply the fast forward button as necessary. I’ve seen a few funny sketches and saved myself hours of time watching boring or cringe-y material.

WTF is a “Father John Misty?”

Yeah, I’m not quite sure what I’m supposed to be outraged about.

One year glade did a dupe of the Paddywax Poe and it was awesome, financially

All you people shocked that a candle costs $35 best never step into an Anthropologie.

I have no idea how this place stays in business. If you can afford to spend $35 on a candle, you would think people would go to a nicer place than some generic mall store.

They meet every Sunday for 16 out of 17 weeks from August to December in the Factory of Sadness on the Cleveland waterfront.

Well, I dig the “building up the excitement” thing too! Especially as they get older. Maybe part of the gift (once they’re old enough, of course) can be to let them each pick out one activity wherever you’re traveling to?

No kids, but I grew up poor- and I looked forward to Christmas because my mom went out of her way to make it an experience. She would find all the free holiday events in the area and take us and buy small gifts for a dollar or less and do our own 12 days of Christmas. She’d make popcorn and we’d watch a different…

Yeah, I don’t really get this ridiculously cynical essay. Your kids will experience the adversity necessary to build character soon enough without your conscious interference.

No kids, but I always wondered if I could get my future kids super hyped about traveling/experiences so that for Christmas I could essentially gift them our summer vacation or some other trip that isn’t typically considered a “gift”. SANTA GOT YOU A TRIP TO CHILE AND A WINDBREAKER, WHICH YOU WILL NEED FOR SAID TRIP TO…

The hubris on display here is embarrassing. “We know how to win elections”. Ah, okay. You just decided to take a knee on November 8th, huh?

Dems had years to figure this out and didn’t. They lost dozens and dozens of house seats, the Senate, the Presidency and COMPLETELY SLEPT THROUGH GERRYMANDERING.

I thought of the Amy Winehouse song, Me and Mr. Jones. #millenial

Oh god yes this a million times this. I love doors. I’m still sad that I can’t slam a phone back on a receiver anymore for the same reason.