This was intense. Since it's part 2 of a week long arc I guess there isn't a lot of standout story moments, it's just them getting to the zoo. But the visuals and emotion were still on point, and Steven crying out for his dad was so goddamn sweet my insides shriveled up from hyperglycemia. Thumbs up for keeping me…

Wow. Ok I'm ready for adventure now. God damn, every time I think even for a moment that this show hasn't got anything else up its sleeve it just tosses out a bombshell and is all "Oh sorry you weren't totally caught up in the story? Let me just fix that."

This is a cool direction to take Princess Bubblegum in. I'm guessing they had this arc in mind way back in the Wizard city episode where PB suddenly has a staunch opinion about magic out of nowhere. It makes sense given her knack for science, but she had never shown any strong feelings toward magic up until that…

I love the way this show has expressed it's appreciation for the arts as a pivotal aspect of human culture through a horse mispronouncing 'Games Bookstore' while balancing on a beach ball. That's just one of those timeless, genius decisions that I'll still be able to enjoy years after this show has come to a close. …

When Tree Trunks asked if they had any guns I was simultaneously shocked and relieved. Shocked that they said that on a kid's show, and relieved that that's not something they can't say on a kid's show. I double checked that sentence and that's definitely not what I didn't mean to write.

I love how much this show doesn't care that Jake is a terrible role model.

This was just delightful. I've been on and off about this show for the past few seasons, with last season being mostly good, but never really getting me hooked like I used to be. Now, I can't quite pin down why, but these episodes really kickstarted some interest from me. Maybe it just caught me at a good time, but…

Fair enough. I'm self-aware enough to know that I'm one of the worst offenders when it comes to over-analyzing shows like this on this site (my comment for this episode is stupidly long for example and only covers a couple of points, also so is this one pretty soon). If you're happy with the show for what it is and…

Ya know if Schneider wasn't almost exclusively famous for being awful, this would just be one of a million comments implying a prescient understanding of a long dead, largely misrepresented civil rights leader. MLK is hardly even a person in the collective brain-o-sphere nowadays. He's just the manifestation of…

Steve Harvey is a creepy fundamentalist weirdo. But apparently this was him trying to pitch to the president some program that would help inner city kids or something. Who was he supposed to pitch it to, Hillary? She lost. She's not gonna do shit, even if she wanted to. Like it or not, Trump is who he has to go…

We live in a multi-faceted world, filled with endless complexity; from the nature of the cosmos to the biology of a single-celled organism. To step back from this world is to see the endless shades of gray where one would callously paint whites or blacks.

This was fun. It wasn't fantastic, but it was fun. There were a good number of moving pieces and for the most part they were executed well. Some deliveries were flubbed and I swear to God Simpsons has some of the worst dubbing mistakes I've ever seen from an american made cartoon (it happens like every other…

I mentioned this in the final installment of the ongoing review for Sun and Moon, but I have an issue with the way they handled their story in that game.

These days anything that isn't a vehement demonization of the other side is considered rolling over. The amount of media that insists on eviscerating anything red or anything blue is staggering. It's like walking into a wind tunnel filled with glitter. It assaults your senses, gets all over you and sticks to you…

It's a beautiful thing that the relationship between a janitor and two kids playing robot to pull off pranks feels more sincere and heartfelt than the teenage romance that would usually play centerstage in a typical sitcom.

Clickbait is so sassy nowadays. Tell me more about how unimportant you are, it makes me just blush.

Good for him, he's moving on with his career now that he's got some safe blockbusters under his belt. But can someone please remake the Brave Little Toaster in live action with Patrick Stewart playing a cameo as the air conditioner? There's a vision there that I know someone can crack open if they only invested…

I gotta say, this was a pretty solid episode for me. It wasn't perfect, and for how much they try to streamline the stories initially with the Japanese Cleanliness craze affecting the family members in different ways, the episode does still fall into the trap of ignoring half the plots it establishes. But the jokes…

I just read a few strips out of curiosity. It's literally Jeff Foxworthy jokes for boring people. Also without the jokes. God damn if that found an audience, what can't succeed?

Again, I respect your thoughts on the matter, but in the future if you could not speak for me in your comments I'd appreciate it (ex. that's why YOU out grow the games, YOU outgrew Mario, etc.), in part because I still disagree with you on some issues. I use the word 'you' a few times in this comment just as a vague…