No waiting til January! Now please!!

You can tell that she’s at the point where she realizes that any comment, no matter how absurd, could be real.

internet g.i.r.l = guy in real life

For a split second I thought he was marrying the Property Brothers and I wasn’t bothered by it.

The contractor sighed, and hauled out the ancient cliche. “Good, fast, cheap. You can’t have all three, so pick two.”

My all-time favourite thing about Lochte is how the hosts on Good Day Philadelphia interviewed him, then burst into laughter/tears when it ended because he’s so boring and stupid

My grandmother was a big part of the reason I’m a liberal Democrat. A civil rights supporter and feminist, she lived to see our first black president, dying at 89 just a few months after he was inaugurated. The 19th amendment was ratified the year she was born. I wish she had lived to see a woman elected to the…

When I was 10, my social studies teacher told our class that “A woman will never be elected president because women don’t vote for other women.” Not having the finely-honed misogynistic-bullshit detector I do today in elementary school, I believed him.

When I was 10, my social studies teacher told our class that “A woman will never be elected president because women don’t vote for other women.” Not having the finely-honed misogynistic-bullshit detector I do today in elementary school, I believed him. It was years later before I realized what a horrifically fucked-up…

I have so many feelings. I love carpool karaoke. I love Michelle Obama. I love Missy Elliot and James Corden. I love the First Lady’s nails. And Missy’s lipstick. And the FL rocking out to Beyonce and rapping is just amazing.

Yes. Michelle Obama is a goddess and I adore her...

“Copywritten so don’t copy me, Yall do it sloppily" @Melenia

Imagine being so broken inside that you can’t love (or even like) Michelle Obama.

This is like a wonderful balm after three nights of that shit show in Cleveland.

Ummm... I mean my university had all kind of paintings in the history building, including some of the holocaust.

I’d say you can cut the cognitive dissonance with a knife in Cleveland right now.

I hope Kate is her maid of honor and steals her thunder with a caboose-hugging dress. Congratulations, Pippa!!!

Seven Stages of Grief:

*Tom Selleck