i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

Not all of her victims’ blood is the same color.

Outfit shaming is bullying but fuck it, I’ll bully that traitor to womankind. She looks like Mr. Peanut had a baby with the old NE Patriots logo.

The different shades of red are killing me. The whole ensemble is giving me anxiety.

I really don’t even know what she was attempting to go for here?

I once heard someone describe Timberland as the mustard of the rap game. I think that applies to Miguel Ferrer, as well. I wouldn’t want to eat a big old spoonful of him; but, damn, if he didn’t make a sandwich sing.

He was really good in The Stand, and it took the sting out of the multiple effed up casting choices.

He ruled my VCR in the 80's/90's.

Unfortunately, James McAvoy, the idiots who elected the orange shit goblin as president made it the entire world’s problem.

no snark, no fun, no claiming that we always knew kristin stewart’s intelligence was artificial from me today...because miguel ferrer died, and thats very much not ok. he didnt make one thing i loved, but he made nearly everything i loved better, and i will miss him terribly.

Conservatives on this day:

I can tell you my hate for Trump will still be strong

I can’t wait to see the difference tomorrow when the crowds descend for the Women’s March. I mean, I can, because I’m zero percent looking forward to dealing with the Metro, but I can’t because BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I can see you

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

My favorite:

We gonna rent the moon and fill it with Roseeeeeee!!!!

And we wrote about that one, too!

Rachel Dratch also couldn’t name 20 white people so

Even if Billy wasn’t screaming in your face, it’s difficult to answer when you’re put on the spot like that. But it’s ok...he’s forgiven because when Key & Peele were on, they put on the some the most amazing sketches about being gay.