“I’m broke but I’m happy.”

Schwartz’s defense was that “it’s a freeeeee riiiiideee when she already paaaaiiiid! Isn’t it ironic?”

‘Cause he had one hand in her pocket, and the other one was depositing all of her money in a Swiss bank account.

He is due to appear before the Senate for his confirmation hearing as Treasury Secretary on Tuesday…

Same!

That man really has to learn another adjective. “Amazing” has worn out any meaning from him.

For fuck’s sake. Double thumbs up at a fucking Wounded Warriors event.

I’m shocked he actually met with vets himself. Last time he was asked to talk to veterans he sent Omarosa to talk with them and to say they were pissed was an understatement.

Look at Trump in that second photo. He appears to be having one of his “tone” problems: attitude not hue (but that as well, obviously).

As dystopic as the incoming administration will be, it’s good that the youths get something to protest. Keeps the chops up, generation to generation.

Oh gosh...ok, so Grace hooked up with her ex-husband in a plane bathroom after running into him and him telling her he was engaged. Bam, she’s pregnant. She doesn’t tell him, and decides to raise the baby with Will. So Will decides that this isn’t the time for him to make major relationship decisions right now,…

This! Don’t care about Will, Grace or Jack but hurray! for new adventures (and gifs!) with Anastasia Beaverhausen.

This, throw a little Jack in from time to time.

I would definitely take Karen & Rosario over Will & Grace.

Hopefully they’ll acknowledge that Will & Grace & Jack are 50ish (Karen is ageless) and not play them like overgrown children. There’s lots of underserved potential for the inherent comedy of ageing. But they really need Beverly Leslie and Rosario.

I’m only here for Karen. The rest can go somewhere.

Me too. He’d win, too. Apart from his drug use in the 70s (which he’s never hidden) the right has nothing on him. He’s progressive enough for the Bernie crowd but intersectional enough for the Hillary crowd.

It seems like every Democratic senator is running for President in 2020. Between Franken roasting DeVos on growth, Booker breaking precedent to testify against Sessions, and now Bennet it seems like we’ll have a crowded primary field in 2020.

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...

It’s literally the start of the pledge “On my honor, I will try to serve god and my country...something something something.” Best part is my brain can only read it in short choppy 8 year olds reciting something.