Guess that means we’ll never have a white male president after Trump by that crazy logic. Cool. Cool.

Maybe she pulled out because she can’t find something to wear. I hear all the dress shops are completely sold out.

I can’t wait to not watch the inauguration. I won’t even have a tv on that day. I will be outside in Santa Barbara working. It’s the most excited I’ve been to ignore cable in a long time.

An excellent apology. Good.

The Goo Goo Dolls probably share more musical DNA with Matchbox 20 than Creed.

I see your Staind and raise you this: I went to a Puddle of Mudd concert for a guy once.

I feel that the Goo were misplaced in this lineup. I mean, I don’t even hate them all that much! They’re okay. My coworker loves to play fucking “Iris” all the time....and I’m aight with it. Staind though? I have nothing but HARUMPH for them.

I dunno; maybe? Their political views really have little to do with this. Creed are super hardcore Christians (Scott Stapp says ignore Scott Stapp making that sex tape with Kid Rock, please and thank you) and I have no idea what Nickelback, a bunch of filthy Canadians, think of American politics.

Haven’t the Goo Goo Dolls also been pretty big Obama and Clinton supporters over the years, on top of it?

As someone who has been to a few Goo Goo Dolls concerts now, I feel personally offended by this list.

I once met a guy with a 3 Doors Down Tattoo.

That’s all you needed to know about him.

Goo Goos used to be a great punky Replacements esque band. They decided to be successful, alas.

I’m glad I’m not the only one that felt insulted by including Goo Goo Dolls on the list. A Boy Named Goo was a good album!

When everything’s made to be broken, they just want you know to know who they are.

All 3 are completely different bands with totally different sounds, but if you want to be a glib hipster referencing the “buttrock of the early 2000s,” those three would at least be consistent in timeline and genre.

I have a metric by which I measure my sobriety. If I ever find myself rocking out and really enjoying Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down I immediately cut myself off.

You’re not suggesting Staind is on the level of Nickelback and Creed are you? Because Staind is far above.

They also made a name for themselves long before the other two.

Goo Goo Dolls were ernest soft rock with catchy songs, dammit. Not the same category at all!