Okay, so I have a cockatoo in my lap (a bird! don’t be dirty) and when they got to that final pizza bite kiss, I shrieked out loud and scared him into flying off the couch.

My state THREW AWAY 333 untested rape kits (Fayetteville, NC) to make room for “important evidence” in their evidence room. These kids, which were paid for by the rape victims, were from between 1998 and 2005.

Shoulda taken out that Jack The Ripper Museum first!

What a time to be alive.

Notre Dame has also never supported rape victims. Just ask Lizzie Seeburg. Oh wait. You can’t. She’s dead from suicide. It makes sense that they would continue to support Cosby.

And I’m not a guy sweetie.

If you were trying to understand me, you’d talk to me, not other people. Let’s be real here.

Oh, now you need the support of other mean girls in your name calling and silliness. Seriously. This is not high school. Grow up. You are not the boss of anyone and you don’t get to tell people to shut up. Or you can. You see how good it works. You’ve just pissed me off with your right-wing nonsense. I am entitled to…

Bullying!?! Hahahahaha! Now you’ve made it clear that you are irrational and crazy. Most people who try to censor other people are. All you have is insults and you call MY writing not impressive. Get over it little whiner. No one is bullying you and I won’t stop talking because you want me to. Go join the republican…

Oh we exist. What I don’t understand is why you care.

I am judging her reporting, not her attendance. When she makes the woman she’s reporting on sound like a Valley girl from California, she is changing the story. She is also becoming a part of the story rather than reporting the story.

I don’t believe the Pope had anything to do with Boehner’s quitting. He knew we was getting outsed. He got out while the getting was good. The Pope was just the perfect excuse. If anything, he was crying because he knew it was the last time he’d be photographed standing behind a world class dignitary.

Dear republican, You do not get to censor me. Clearly you are used to dumbed down regurgitated information designed to distract from the issue. Clearly that works for low information voters in the Idiocracy.

Amending quotes is a distraction. But maybe that’s her real purpose. “Let’s make people trying to deny women basic healthcare fun! That way people won’t think it’s serious enough to do anything about.”

Get over YOURself! If someone is going to be a writer, they need to write like an adult, not a pre-teen. And if you’re going to mock someone, it should be apparent that it is mocking and not indistinguishable.

Yeah because people trying to take away women’s right to healthcare should be fun and funny!

It’s deserved.

The animals struggle with their own weight when they come ashore to lay eggs, Bay News 9 reported in July. Sitting on a turtle can damage its ribs or sternum.

I am going to assume that you just don’t know anything about sea turtles. They nest from July to August, depending on the type, and their numbers are dropping rapidly in the ocean because people are building houses on their nesting beaches and also because street lights fool the babies into going into the streets…

That poor turtle was trying to lay her eggs!?! This makes me so mad. I hope they throw the book at this idiot.