Hahahahahhahahha! And he gets to go down in history as a stupid bigot who embarrassed himself on a national scale.

I think it is possible to be a sociopath at 13. I would like to read some of this research you refer to. I know the brain is not fully formed in men until 25 and in women until 19 but I also believe sociopathic behavior is evidenced by sociopaths at a much younger age. Maybe both of these girls weren’t sociopaths or…

Especially the ones that are old white guys pretending to be black guys. Those infuriate me! The sock puppets #blacklivesmatter and georgegeffersonlives (with lots of different spellings) are all the same old white guy.

This fucking breaks my heart. God!!!

Is there some reason you never once named this kid?

I wish every anchor in the country would do this and we’d never have to hear about this self-absorbed “family” again.

Ben Affleck is a fucking loser. Jennifer Garner was always too good for him. You wait. When he is old, he will look like Donald Trump, he will have a gambling problem, he’ll be making shitty movies from behind the camera, and he’ll be paying 20 year olds for their company.

I don’t get how you think she won. When you have to fall back on “but I have lots of money” because you can’t defend the fact that you can’t write, I’d say you’re clearly the loser. And losing to a comic book twitter site? Hahahahahaha! Hilarious.

You have never had waffles!?! You are in for such a treat!!!

They are not “caring for animals.” They are exploiting animals for money.

The orcas and the dolphins can easily be re-released into the wild.

Blech. Tim Allen has a tv show. I bet it really sucks.

Throw this horrible man under the jail. He is a terrible person. We should feed him to animals at a tiger sanctuary.

The commenter was not commenting on the parents being shitty. Their comment was “here’s another way to make sure you hubby doesn’t fuck the nanny” and they are right. If there is no nanny, hubby can’t fuck them. (Or he’d have to fuck someone else’s nanny.) It makes as much sense as “break her pelvis”. Rather than…

Happy birthday Carlos Vasquez. I am grateful for your existance. You are so much better than that batty old racist woman and I am so sorry she was mean to your mother. Please tell your mother that I am grateful for her existence too and that I am so so so sorry that that horrible woman was mean to her! I am proud to…

I hope IHOP threw that racist stupid white bitch out!

I cannot stop looking at this.

That’s what I was thinking too but I can’t remember what film it was. Do you recall?

Yes. It happened last night. There is a story on Gawker.

This may be my favorite gif ever!