Only an idiot or an old white man would call the police for “help”.

This site is really starting to suck. What a click-baity piece of nonsense.

His wife Jenny must be beside herself. Poor God fearing woman! Remember that drunk phone message she left Anita Hill at 7:00 am, 20 years after the fact, demanding Ms. Hill apologize to her husband? Clearly she’s still stewing on it. This movie is likely to turn that stew into a boiling cauldron!

Republican lawmakers who raked her over the coals and made her out to be a crazy person. It was awful to watch.

He kinda did. Have you seen his drunk tea party wife Jenny? I think she makes his life a misery.

And corny!

The point is size shaming. It’s awful.

Size shaming. Shame on you.

Joshua slew Goliath? That’s a different bible than I have, that’s for sure.

Alzheimers. Get him off the bench.

I have this persistent ringing in my ears. Oh. It’s Dr. Phil trying to get this woman on his show.

North Carolina had a shark attack a 14 year old on a boogie board in Emerald Isle last week too. Something weird is happening along our beaches.

Flowers are fun. Real flowers, fake flowers, all the flowers. I have been wearing flowers in my hair for years. Gardenias, roses, daisies, and carnations work best for real flowers. Fake flowers are lovely too, especially if they would be in season. Each season, Michaels sells fake flowers of the flowers that would be…

His parents be like, “We wasted our money trying to give this boy an education.”

Leave her alone! She has done nothing to anyone. Some feminist site this is.

Yay alcoholics who abuse flight staff!

So what is their pay? Did they suddenly get a raise?

“We” didn’t think this engagement was a dick move. You did. Reasonable people could see how this would be a sweet thing. Cynical people are not reasonable people. They are people who have brainwashed themselves into thinking the worst of everyone, all the time.

Finance: Fuck a rich man.

It sure would have been faster than rousting up three people and re-taking the order three times. This person wasn’t very bright. Also, if you can’t figure out what someone is saying, go for the first consonant and find something on the menu that starts with that consonant...then confirm. This person wasn’t very good…