Sounds like you have some fucked up fantasies.

This video is cute but SO OLD! I think it has even been featured on this site before.

I was bitten by a child once. Those little shits are evil. I wouldn't cook one up and eat it though.

Keeping slaves like the Crafts in line is why the second amendment was passed. Why else did America need militias? They existed solely for hunting down escaped slaves.

B.S. I don't even know who the guy is. They stuck him in a franchise film in a role that could have been played by anyone. He didn't put asses in the seats. Thor did.

It doesn't make financial sense to pay some guy who did an action movie once more money than Charlize Theron for a Snow White movie. Different audiences and she made the first movie successful. Plus, I don't even know who that guy is. He can't have that much pull.

I don't even know who that Hemsworth guy is. He did an action movie? Greeeeeeeat. I'm sure the same audience who goes to see Snow White just loooooooves action movies.

Once after a roll-over car accident, I was laying in bed, hurting all over and without pain medicine because I was such a bad ass (read, 'had no health insurance') that I hadn't gone to the hospital. My nine-year-old niece had heard about my accident and called to see how I was doing. Just picking up the phone was a…

Makes me not share it but I know you don't care about shares.

It definitely sucks as DO many reality TV shows.

Apparently she doesn't know what "That hits a little close to home for us" means. Apparently they really are in a gang.

That's called a Shablam. It's a drop in Vogue dance.

That's called a Shablam. It's a drop in Vogue dance.

This is the best gif ever! And I never realized his toga was actually kind of a diaper.

Okay, which one did y'all think was the worst one? The "You can plow the fuck out of my field" girl make me shriek out loud.

Those beady little eyes are not hot. In fact, they're weird.

What is the point of including a screen shot full of pictures and stuff from this guys' timeline if those pictures make the text part of the screenshot unreadable. You might as well transcribe it for us rather than share a screenshot like that as one of the photos in the post.

I could not figure this out. I finally gave up.

I don't think they're saying that facebook is "all fake" or that "nobody is happy".

Also, that money helps feed and house a vet and vet techs and creates a business and jobs that help the community.