Well, Jesus was a zombie. And he turned all those christians into vampire zombies too! He makes them eat of his flesh and drink of his blood. It would make a great scary movie. ONLY IT'S REAL!!!

Did she say she was wearing a "thong dress"? That sounds classy. And cold for Alaska.

What an insecure nutjob. She reminds me of George Zimmerman. You better watch out Erin. She's going to be stalking you next. (Also, shame on that judge letting her off after she assaulted someone. That woman should have sued her in civil court.)

Seriously? Are you serious? Most serial killers are white and most of their victims are not.

My cat uses the toilet and is probably cleaner than you. *Not a Not-A-Cat-Person Person* (p.s. Anyone can teach their cat to shit outside. You're just exposing them to dogs, coyotes, cars, FIV and feline leukemia, fleas, and much more.)

Devoid of white?

Oh and that thing leaving a bad taste in your mouth? That's shit from having your head up your ass.

Lame troll is trolling lamely. Yawn...

Next Sunday they need to go and the moment he starts speaking, stand up and turn their backs on him. Maybe sing a hymn. It would be interesting to choose just the right one. If he keeps speaking, they need to walk out.

So that's what being out catting around looks like? Please to be reincarnated as a cat!

I learned that instant cheesecake did not, in fact, cook in the oven like other cakes. In fact, it boiled until it spilled over and set the oven on fire.

Was an all male-cast pandering?

My jaw is on the floor. What the fuck is wrong with people!?!

You are so needy and terribly uncreative. You are good for a laugh though. Go ahead! Do it again. Loser says what?

Oh honey, are you STILL whining!?!

Honey I made my point. You are just too stupid to get it. Hahahahaha! You're hilarious.

Hahahahaha! You get more and more stupid with every comment. Can't do math. Can't reason. Can't argue. I have seen mold with a higher IQ than you have. "Did you even 8th grade?" <—HA hahahahahahahahaha! What a fucking idiot! How embarrassing for you. Meanwhile I am laughing my ass off AT you!

You just proved how completely stupid YOU are. You can't do math. You can't read. Clearly you are an idiot.

All she'd have to do is put that THE ONE RING THAT RULES THEM ALL in her secret place and send him on a quest. His only tool? His tongue.

I went to hear her speak at the Durham Performing Arts Center. The entire gathering was her, on a stage, answering questions. At least, she was there to answer questions but again and again people would stand up and say things like, "When I was 10 my mom and dad were both raging alcoholics and someone told me your mom…