Nooooooooooo! I do not want a pooping, pissing, farting, acting stupid Wonder Woman!!! I imagine their version coming out very much like this version, only grosser:

No. The pain was felt by the woman who was sexually assaulted you dimwit. And "the company" is making it so that other women can feel that pain too by not firing the sexual assaulter.

Every story I read is making me so mad today! I feel like I'm going to explode!

Do things you like to do and you will meet other people who like those things too. If you don't know what you like to do yet, just get out there and try a bunch of things. Take classes. Volunteer. Go to museums. Join a gym. Take up hooping and go to a hoopjam. (That's my thing. Hoopers are the kindest, most welcoming…

I haven't done anything for myself this year. I've been in a poverty mindset, backed up by being truly broke, but I have even missed opportunities to do things based totally and completely on the cost of gas. I am sitting home right now when I could be at a festival for free, including food, but ... gas. And my car is…

Fuck them all! Fuck all the people who did not protect this girl! Fuck them, fuck them, fuck them!!!!

Those ears are pretty darned precious too.

How is he supposed to pay his matchmaker now? Dude can't get a break.

Anastasia there tells it like it is. Preach sister!

Talk about appropriation!

Worst. Son-in-law. Ever.

Did you see that poo? Did you see that poo!?! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Musn't forget that bat that escaped from a biology lab that helped save the rainforest!

No, if it wasn't for her alcoholism she probably would have had a long and fruitful career. Oh, and her ego. She showed her ass on every set she ever performed on.

I know a woman who contacted me because her fiance wanted to give his cat of 15 years away because she was allergic to it. She wanted my help finding this elderly cat a new home. I told her, "Don't trust a man who would give away his cat of 15 years." She got mad at me. They married and he beat her and stalked her…

The angle is not right on almost all of these. Who throws a cat ass first?

Arrest this predator! She lives near me. I plan to tell everyone I know about her.

I am trying to grock that last tweet by Sarah Holcombe. Serious or sarcastic?

I wish someone would go to the police. Then the police could seize his computers, which I am sure are full over very damning material.

I like it. I like the song. I like the video. I like that they own that they are paying homage to another artist.