"make the immaculate womb of Mary look like amateur hour" - Siri, how can I get a better grasp of the idea of metaphor?

I'll bang this drum again on every forum I can - we may be the minority, but those who communicate in TWO languages (imagine that!), English and any language involving a different character set, do NOT have Android as an option in the US. All manufacturers have stripped multilingual capabilities from the US iterations…