@muffstuff: Damnit, I didn't realize that by changing "politics" into "politicians", I would sound like a total asshole.

A huge reason I hate politicians is that the crazy ones I seem to hear about equate science to magic and lies. Also, logic was created by ___-wing ___tivists as a weapon against the American people or something.

@SQLGuru: Fleshbot would definitely be the website to invite to the our-sexlife-is-getting-boring-threesome.

@RainyDayInterns: It's for the children, goodness, doesn't anyone think of the children??

@RainyDayInterns: It's for the children, goodness, doesn't anyone think of the children??

@MJDeviant: If you watched even a minute of the video, you would pray as much as I did that that doesn't happen.

@tomsomething: I hope forehead dimples aren't an additional feature to the next wave of our robot overlords.

Do you think he turns off the soundsystem to save power?

Maaaan, these are so effing awesome. I wish I could afford a cool camera, but I wouldn't know what to do with it. I think I'm going to try to start taking more pictures with my iPhone and finally join in on these awesome challenges.

@t_logan_k: i loled

@moonshadowkati: Yeah, I totally want in on this. I need to know for...research.

@Technolink: Agghh Moore's Law is freaking me out lately.

@Joe Stoner: But come on, there's no way Keyser Söze would have a facebook.

@blyan-reloaded: At least we can all agree to hate on RIM, right guys?

@The Intern: *10 minutes later*

@Bryan Pope: He's been doing stand-up for a long time too, his sense of humor is so strange and his comedic timing is amazing...

@chupacabra666: It kindof sucks (but it's also great!!!) that electronics are accelerating so quickly in their awesomeness.

@Charliehorse: Damnit, I just wanted to be cool.

I keep trying to skip ahead, Youtube has done awful things to my inability to wait.

@Charliehorse: How?