Somewhere, Theresa Rebeck is twirling her Villain Moustache(TM) and smiling wickedly as she says "Yeeeeeessss, everything is going according to plan . . ."

Challenge accepted!

Oh, don't stop with the 50 Shades parodies, A.V. Club. Don't stop . . . don't . . . stop . . . *moan*

@bradley That's why I hate it, and why a lot of other people (whom you could include in the nonspecific "we") hate it, too. I suppose I should have been more specific.

It endorses rape culture (Christian rapes Ana multiple times, and it's supposed to be "hot" and "romantic") and romanticizes abuse (he also stalks her, hits her, and threatens her on multiple occasions), because E.L. James knows fuck-all* about BDSM. Or romance. Or people. Also, it's shitty fucking writing and the…

@avclub-0a2344aa9cd83016f0066d8f316709f7:disqus Unless your name is Tara. Or Fred. Or Wash (Dammit, Whedon, "Serenity" is a good movie but I still hate you for that).

Bitch I might be.

One guy I met wanted to have sex to Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds. It was better in theory than it was in practice, which wasn't saying much. He also wanted to have sex to Gary Glitter, which is gross for its own reasons . . .

Nope, fuck this shit. I am so done with Seth Rogen and American comedies in general. I'll just wait for the screenshots of Zac Efron's ass . . . if the director is so generous.

Christopher Nolan: GENTLEMEN! Behold . . . CORN!

Be careful not to confuse it with the Paul Haggis film. You know, the bad one.

She's the lead on a TV series called Orphan Black. It's excellent.

Doing the Time Warp. Again.

Too fuck to drunk.

I thought Sondheim and Webber at least got along okay, they did perform together at Cameron Macintosh's birthday concert.

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Bitter assholes

Hey, now. There's no need for personal attacks. You're welcome to like what you like, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't insult me simply for disagreeing.

Ugh, no thanks. This sounds embarrassingly terrible. Can someone explain to me what the appeal of Woody Allen is? Because I've hated every movie of his that I've seen.

I LOVE IT

It's only a comedy in the unintentional sense. Brenda Hampton really does believe every stupid thing that comes out of her mouth.