So you're the one that took that!! I was CumShotMegee69 -_-

American Airlines is listed twice...?

Yep, Apple said they were unifying the phone # and email.

Mine is hanging out in China (Apple hasn't told me yet, I did the reference trick thing) and plans to be here by 1 PM on Friday. Suuuuure....

There's a charging cable too. That was unexpected.

I want an iPhone boyfriend.

LMAO

Is it bad that I'm imagining the Giz staff in silly costumes, a la Let's Make a Deal?

It's your computer, your choice. Nobody is going to be like "OH FUCK, DARKFACT WATCHES PORN, YOU HAVE SHAMED OUR COLLEGE" or something.

And all across the country, things just got sticky.

So true. #WalkInOnAllThePenisesOut

Yep, it's called a price guarantee.

Wait... May 20 deadline? Isn't that a bit... in the past?

Seeing as I was just hacked and the phone number was easily removed... no.

Boot up beeps and CRT music is missing apparently.

Well, twitter forgot to change the favicon. So it's still visible there for now :)

What? Why do people do this exactly...?

They basically said "WHAT WE SAY HERE APPLIES TO ALL JEWS RAH RAH RAH"

GOOD.

I thought this was some kind of headgear... Until I thought "hey, I can use this on my dog"