It is about creating dank whataboutisms as fast as possible.

Trump used the interview to humiliate Carlson by letting him get at most three sentences in the whole time and went on whimsical tangents

“This is one of the many issues I think are best left up to elected officials at the state level, and it should not be adjudicated in the court,” she said.

I agree. HOW DARE THEY.

What! Only a passing mention for Jimmy James. 

They called him a billionaire? With the hard “r”?

Yeah, that was my guess before I read the article: the secret ingredient is dog hair.  

“...cede all land from the Western lava flats to Bulloch Canyon” was a very, very nice tribute to the 1st (live action) on-screen Mandalorian.

The sweetness of ketchup complements a lot of things, but eggs aren’t one of them in my opinion.

I’m not sure about the math and can’t provide references, but there is a point to this:

The European wars of religion are somewhat analogous to the gang fights over territory resulting from an actual cartel breaking down.

He’s one of the nicest, most generous people in showbiz. And he’s fucking THERE, isn’t he? If he was seriously upset about the premise of the youtube series, he would’ve ignored the request.

Not to front for this nutjob, but I’m pretty sure in a choice between believing Joel Osteen and believing ______, you choose _______.

“The exam was limited by fragmentation and no internal organs were available for examination.” I’m not saying anyone faked their deaths to get out from under investigations, nor even accusing any of them, or the group collectively, of having the intelligence to concoct such a scheme, I’m just noting that such a…

HOLY SHIT SHE WILL ABSOLUTELY BE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

Tech millionaire=Owns a home in Portland and has a bunch of stock rewards that haven’t vested yet.

Thecocainetoothpasteisgreat!Justrubitonyourgums!Youdon’tevenneedatoothbrush!

As a Ward 8 parent, that bio-line is disgusting....also a criminal offense.
Edit* on second read, realizes this is probably a parody account and possibly worth my time.

You’re right. It’s a thing.

Maybe in DC it is: