The sweetness of ketchup complements a lot of things, but eggs aren’t one of them in my opinion.

I’m not sure about the math and can’t provide references, but there is a point to this:

The European wars of religion are somewhat analogous to the gang fights over territory resulting from an actual cartel breaking down.

He’s one of the nicest, most generous people in showbiz. And he’s fucking THERE, isn’t he? If he was seriously upset about the premise of the youtube series, he would’ve ignored the request.

Not to front for this nutjob, but I’m pretty sure in a choice between believing Joel Osteen and believing ______, you choose _______.

“The exam was limited by fragmentation and no internal organs were available for examination.” I’m not saying anyone faked their deaths to get out from under investigations, nor even accusing any of them, or the group collectively, of having the intelligence to concoct such a scheme, I’m just noting that such a…

HOLY SHIT SHE WILL ABSOLUTELY BE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS

Tech millionaire=Owns a home in Portland and has a bunch of stock rewards that haven’t vested yet.

While your fun fact gets at a deep truth about the GQP, one the one hand, you already had groups like Club for Growth Action already lining up to back this turd [1], and on the other, you have a primary electorate who could as easily favor Trump administration Hatch Act exemplar (and fellow House member from Montana)…

Thecocainetoothpasteisgreat!Justrubitonyourgums!Youdon’tevenneedatoothbrush!

As a Ward 8 parent, that bio-line is disgusting....also a criminal offense.
Edit* on second read, realizes this is probably a parody account and possibly worth my time.

You’re right. It’s a thing.

Maybe in DC it is:

Please tell me there’s at least one drag queen in Florida performing under the name Rhonda Santis.

Sam Neill’s archnemesis:

It is too obvious to be on the list.  It is also the first item on the list.  This might be a very stupid list.

Oh nice I quite adore point and click adventure games, Grim Fandango and the early Lucas Art titles like Sam and Max pre Telltale Games. I admit I can be terribly obnoxious and ranty with subjects close to my heart. What do you mean you don’t know about the false legend of Elizabeth Bathorys childhood. Your telling me…

You already have the tools. Look within yourself...

If guns are not the problem and people are the problem, why would you give the problem guns?

Yeah, I love Mel Brooks but I haven’t enjoyed any of his movies since Spaceballs (I realize Men in Tights has its fans, but it was just eye-roll city for me on that one). And the trailer for this show didn’t exactly inspire much confidence. You’re supposed to put some of your best jokes in the trailer, and if those…