This kills me every single time

I think I read your column - thanks for the Atomic9 recommendation last year.

Renfield was Dracula’s original solicitor - he travelled to Transylvania to assist with the English property purchases and came back a madman. That’s why Harker was sent, to take over for him.

he’s no cardboard cowboy

Oh, that Greg Kelly.

I think you’re onto the thing right there. The only things we’ve seen them do is bust out some Swiss bank accounts and snatch a shipment of medicine. If the displaced people they’re helping see them as a militant Robin Hoods, maybe that’s exactly what they are. My question is, who is the Power Broker they stole their…

Yeah but Dionne Warwick spells her name differently

uh, Dion?

Should have gone for Director of Better

That’d be a good fan project, making a “Snyder Theatrical Cut.”

man I wish I still had all those 45s/cassettes with the little storybooks - Disney, star wars, He-man

Can’t beat a Bas-Lag Weaver

my go-to lunch is the shin ramyun with 8 oz. California-style veggies + 2 Tbs peanut butter

thank god this is over

Her?

I’ve never really wanted a tatto enough to get one, but if it had to be from a video game, I might have to go with PaRappa.

My mom was at that one, and then months later, out of nowhere, I get a card in the mail with a 4x6 prinout of the photo she took of him during the show. Good looking out.

My wife likes sweet cornbread, I’m making her sweet cornbread.

I don’t know about that - there’s a small cabal of Millennial Billy Joel fans out in Portland for sure.

Tell your sister I would be happy to contribute to her newsletter. I honestly thought G and B were splitsville, but I guess not. When she asked him “Did you ride a horse here?” all I could think about was this absolute gem of a tune from 2010: