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Muddie Mae Suggins
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The estate pays them, but no other member of his family is required to pay what the estate doesn't cover.

Was he married? If not, no other members of his family are responsible for his bills. With a few exceptions, debts die with us.

My dog has been a goddamned gift from the heavens these last couple of weeks. He doesn't have a president. He just has liver treats and toys and pets he needs to collect from everyone.

Or they're going to shoot you. When all you have is a hammer, etc

Peach
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"You have selected Regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1…"

(Apologies to the DeFeo family for this insensitive joke.)

The Little Mermaid also kills herself when the prince marries some other woman who can talk.

Nah, it's brilliant. All she has to do to succeed is hide her husband's phone.

Pfft, he didn't even do that well. Investing his mom's killings in an index fund would have given him a better return.

Resident-Relect Rump

I don't think any of the Bush staff would join. Bush apparently didn't vote for anyone for president this time.

It's impossible when these people feel attacked by the mere existence of those protections.

I think you misunderstand my family situation - I was raised in the city (my homeland) and I remain in the city, so I'm not actually participating in this rural cycle you're describing.

"family and friends and homeland were valued culturally more than career prospects and cultural consumption"

Don't a lot of those people move for a halfway decent economy, school system, and so forth? Telling them to sacrifice on the altar of the electoral college seems kind of shitty (as well as somewhat ineffective, IMO).

It's one of our oldest and most loved traditions.

Whoever is telling you to put American cheese in baked macaroni and cheese is bad and should feel bad. Cheddar bechamel or you might as well be making Easy Mac.

The Trump campaign has already filed a lawsuit in Nevada because people who were in line when the early voting polls closed were allowed to vote (SOP, in case anyone is unaware). There's a chance this will never be over. :\

Why are my bones so brittle? I always drink plenty of… malk?