It's not unsingable. You just need a large pub full of drunk people!

That's not such a bad thing. Other drivers are frequently morons that you should be alert and cautious towards.

Hanlon's Razor (never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.) I extend the "stupidity" part to include cluelessness, issues, differing goals or values, etc.

Where the bloody hell have you been?

It's a hoax.

Is that same weird trick that will flatten my stomach?

Hey, those terrible listicles have paid for some pretty decent longform journalism. I know, I know, I didn't believe it at first either, but it's true.

It might be quite sane, depending on how much he's making on ads. As far as I can tell that's the point of these hoax news sites - fool people enough to be widely shared and viewed, thus ad revenue.

Not sure who the author was, but yes, apparently AVC did report on one of their fake stories (REM suing Trump).

That's not limited to writers. *Sad accountant face.*

"I wish this was true". I see that one a lot.

*grumbling* Lousy chief.

I don't think a falafel loofah would work very well.

Nah, the GOP base just likes to say they have a black friend.

I think you mean the 8-10 congressional panels.

I believe that's because they are mandated reporters with regards to child abuse, not because they have some kind of duty to report crimes. In general, a therapist wouldn't even be required (or allowed) to report crimes you intended to commit if those crimes don't pose a danger to yourself or another person.

Look, he's been busy, okay?

Well designed polls usually have some cross checks built in, too. (That's a nice word for traps, right?)

Anyone who has recently discovered running, AA, and/or Jesus.

Oh good, I never like to search for this at work but I always feel it must be linked.