Me too!

Krusty the Klown on line 1.

It's a subtle joke, but I enjoyed the repeat gag of Colmes (as in Hannity & Colmes) being printed in smaller type than the surrounding text.

Limbaugh's unparalleled loathability really helps, too. I think you could make the argument that Franken goes easy on him.

She's going to get a great deal on remaindered "Sexy Trump" costumes.

That's actually pretty appropriate for most Randians.

And a less self-serving offensive internal ethos.

Random - when I first saw that movie I thought it was a painty handprint, as though Roger was made of wet ink or something.

Right? I am not totally anti-ad, but I am anti-my browser freezing and/or crashing randomly because of your buggy autoplay video ad. The lack of an ad-blocker on my work computer is the bane of my existence.

There's a restaurant near me that sells a G-BLT. Comes with guacamole.

No, if that was the case his writing would probably be better.

Too much shame. You also probably use quotation marks and other useful forms of punctuation.

Messy art projects with the rugrats!

Ha, vindicated!

Also, "we can have sex tomorrow" on an infinite loop.

Wait, you drink *less* during karaoke?

Eh, sometimes you already know that XYZ event isn't your partner's thing but you ask them to go anyway because you want company. If they use that as a passive aggressive weapon they are shitty, but it seems likely that they are generally a passive aggressive person so going to XYZ event probably isn't the real…

I just found out one of my cousins and her husband did that - they got married when they had been together 4 months because he was losing his student visa, and then a couple of years later they had a standard wedding and reception and such not. It's been about 10 years and they're still together.

Hey, as long as she's not planning on doing blackface that sounds like a pretty easy couples costume. So that's a plus.

Surfer dude sounds like he might be nice to bang for a while, if you're into that. Sometimes those are the best FWBs because they're so obviously not relationship material.