Hating the Nationals is kind of like hating the Tennessee Titans. Do you have ties to Montreal? Otherwise, it’s hard to understand why someone would actually cheer for St. Freakin’ Louis.

As an O’s fan, you really hate the Nats that much? The Cards, really? The Cards?

Wow I can’t believe the Dodgers burned another 200 million dollars just to prove you still can’t buy a world series.

Oh god I needed this today

Giant fans are the goddamn worst.

...and that’s why I enjoy sports from my couch.

Yeah, the accent mark is pretty critical in that particular instance!

There is no way Dave Roberts survives this right?

Clayton Kershaw in his post game interview: “Uh, does anyone want to ask me about my thoughts on Hong Kong?”

Suzuki during his concussion protocol check:

Dodgers Leave NLDS Game 5 After Taking Metaphorical Fastball To The Face

Still waiting for the The Takeout’s “Top 10 recipes of feuding wives” article

If Rebekah isn’t sitting down for a tell-all TV interview with her idol Piers Morgan by the end of the month, I’ll be shocked.

Kobe cheats on her with rapes the hotel attendant.

I guess I didn’t even know I’ve been in a coma.

TBH Sherman’s backtracking yesterday would’ve been just as credible if he’d used the “I’m heavily pregnant” defense. 

Eh, posting things to a locked, private social media account restricted to trusted friends and family is not meaningfully different from sending an email to a private mailing list, or just talking to a group of close associates around a dinner table. It’s fine to expect those people to keep what they hear private, and…

5 minutes from the blog being posted to victim blaming, solid work

At least here in a America we stick to real, hard hitting on field issues like if Baker Mayfield actually shook Richard Sherman’s hand or not. 

She is being called Wagatha Christie in the comment sections. Pretty funny.